Also about dog and barking+117Dog owners: when your dog comes running in flipping a shit, barking, and trying to get you to follow her/him, you get this moment of excitement where you're like, "Holy crap! My dog's like Lassie! I bet he found a little kid stuck in a well!" But then it turns out she/he just had to take a piss and wanted you to open the door. Amirite?
Also about dog and barking+109A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+6Pink fiberglass insulation looks like cotton candy, amirite?
Also about dog and barking+173How did it become normal to teach your dog to "play dead"? It would seem like a strange and morbid trick if it wasn't part of the dog stereotype, like barking at mailmen and being named Rover, amirite?
Also about dog and barking+209It's annoying when someone's dog is barking at you and they're just standing there looking at you, so you have to deal with that AND running with their TV set from their yard, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+19Experience: The name people give to their mistakes. Amirite?
Also about dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+16Just saved bullet ant from drowning and it bit me ouchie. Being nice can be hard amirite?