Also about fly+221It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
Also about fly+263It's morbidly satisfying to watch a Venus Fly Trap catch a fly, amirite?
Also about fly and walk+274You don't understand how some people are permanently maimed in seemingly minor car crashes, yet stunt drivers can drive off a ramp, fly 100 feet through the air, hit the ground, roll 12 consecutive times and catch on fire, but still walk away unharmed, amirite?
Also about fly and walk-53You wonder why, if one cannot simply walk into Mordor, Gandalf didn't poof up some eagles and simply fly into Mordor, amirite?
Also about fly+106Watching missiles fly down air vents, pretty unbelievable. But couldn’t we feasibly use that same technology to shoot food at hungry people? Know what I mean? Fly over Ethiopia, “There’s a guy that needs a banana!” SHOOP. The Stealth Banana. Smart fruit! Amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+1Ever had to block some trolls and/or some cyber-bullies, Amirite?
Also about fly and insect+529Having an insect do a fly-by of your ear is the ultimate social kryptonite. To everyone else nothing unusual happened, except their weird friend is now slapping his head and screaming. amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+7It isn't a good idea to use both baking soda and vinegar to clean an oven window, as ovens these days don't seem to have caulking on them, anymore. As it is going to be tricky to get rid of the mess, you've created trying to clean the oven window, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+63Calling yourself the owner of your pet will be offensive in the future, amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+16Do not pluck your own or anyone else's eyelashes, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+15Since they are animals, sea sponges are a kind of meat. amirite?
Also about nose and walk+529During school in the wintertime, you dread the "walk of shame" to the front of the class to blow your nose, as everyone stares at you and the sound of your snot is amplified in the silence, amirite?