Also about eat and stuff+269Why does cat shit smell so bad? Human shit does not smell that rank and we eat some gnarly stuff. Cats only eat cat food and their shit smells THE WORST. WHY DO YOU SMELL SO BADLY CAT SHIT, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+109If chickens hatch from eggs then why is it considered healthier to eat eggs than chicken, amirite?
Also about mouth+374The mouth on the Dairy Queen commercials reminds you of the Rocky Horror Picture Show mouth that's in the opening sequence, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+70Sloppy joe and Memphis dry rub sound less like a food and more like Sex positions. amirite?
Also about eat+305Plenty of people eat straight peanut butter from the jar, but you rarely hear of people that eat just jelly, amirite?
Also about eat oreos+213You've never webcammed with someone where both of you were watching each other eat oreos, amirite?
Also about eat, stuff, and mouth+172When you eat french fries, you rarely eat them one at a time...you either try and find two or three of the same length and eat those together, or you just stuff them into your mouth, amirite?
Also about eat, stuff, and mouth+488Candy bar commercials teach us to use candy to solve our problems. Are you hungry? Don't eat a full meal; stuff a Snickers in your mouth. Do you need a moment to find the words to say? Eat a Twix bar obviously. Do you need a break from something? A Kit Kat is for you. amirite?