Also about Life-83For the most part you have been your loving parent's respectful child. Your children's devoted parent. Your best friend's best friend.
But something's missing... amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol-2Do you think it is impolite to press 'agree' on purpose (not by accident), when you actually disagree, and state that you pressed agree just to be polite and so on, on Amirite?
Also about Life+14You put your name tag on the left side of your chest, amirite?
Also about sleep+126Parents who co-sleep with their infants and toddlers hate sleep, amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+4Do not put a coffee mug in the freezer with any liquid in it, or it might break, amirite?
Also about sleep+6Don't you hate it when your about to fall asleep and your brain is like " hey I think I saw something move in your closet…anyway have a good night sleep, don't let bloody marry get you! " then you can't sleep for the rest of the night, amirite?
Also about Life+42Saying "duh..." makes you sound ten times more retarded than the person you are addressing it to amirite?
Also about sleep+611When you hear commercials with sleeping pills that have side-effects like: "Sleep-walking", "Sleep-talking", "Sleep-eating", "Sleep-driving" and "Suicidal Tendencies", you sleep better knowing you're not taking those pills. Amirite?
Also about sleep+502You'll sleep majority of the night sleeping uncomfortably just so your pets can sleep well, amirite?
Also about sleep+204It's funny when you wake up in the morning, or afternoon and see Facebook statuses from the night before saying things like "fuck sleep" and "Sleep is for the weak." like they don't need it anyway when we all know they're just bitter cause sleep rejected them, amirite?