Also about earth and asteroid+10If an asteroid actually wipes out humanity, with 7 billion+ people on Earth it's quite likely that at the moment of impact someone will be saying "It's not the end of the world". amirite?
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Also about earth-1Earth, the miracle living organism that it is, must not be alone in the universe... Mother earth with all her bravery and determination must have a mate, a Father earth . because baby , it takes two... amirite?
Also about earth-1If the earth could choose between humans or coronaritas ...mother earth would choose cornavirus, amirite?
Also about halloween+26If there were a secret Halloween day (the exact same as Halloween, except a week later than the actual date) only few people knew about and participated in, then people could spend much less on candies, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+14We want the dog to hurry up and pee so we can go inside. The dog wants us to hurry up and pee so they can go outside. amirite?
Also about earth and asteroid+130An asteroid colliding with the earth is visually very similar to a sperm meeting an ovule, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+84We need plant farts, to breathe. They're good for our lungs. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+39Fire needs air but you can also kill it by blowing on it. amirite?
Also about narrowly misses+173It would be really unfortunate if toddlers had superpowers. "No, Timmy, you can't have any more cand..." lazer narrowly misses and instead obliterates an entire building "...Snickers or Reese's?" They'd probably enslave us to do their every bidding, like changing their diapers. It would be like the Dark Ages except with a whole lot more M&Ms and teddy bears, amirite?