Also by EternalSailorSol-1Do you think that God is mad at many of us for the usernames we chose for Amirite?
Also about hands, skin, and dry+258You can never get the right amount of skin cream out of the tube, either you get too little and some parts of your hands will still be dry, or you get too much and then it feels gross. Amirite?
Also about dry hands+352The hand dryers in bathrooms apparently forgot to add the last step of the instructions; "dry hands on pants in disappointment.", amirite?
Also about dry hands+112Its a gross sound when dry hands rub against construction paper. amirite?
Also about skin-89They should invent a grape-skin peeler machine. This way, you could just stick in a grape, the machine peels the skin off, and you're left with pure, fleshy, grape-meat goodness. amirite?
Also about cooler and dry+266"What's cooler then being cool?" "Ice cold"
Well actually Mister 3000, I would have to say the solid form of carbon dioxide, better known as Dry Ice is a bit cooler reachin temperatures of -109.3°F or -78.5°C, amirite?
Also by EternalSailorSol+11You know that your Dog or Cat is very smart when they put their paw on your forehead when you have a fever, amirite?
Also about dry hands+427Drying your hands on someone else's towel is risky. Where you dry hands is where someone could have wiped their genitals. amirite?