Also about pig+176Why Isn't every part of the pig called porkchops? Its all chopped off a pig! amirite?
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Also about hybrid+20In the future, when we've done everything else we've wanted to invent, every person should be allowed to genetically engineer themselves a pet that can be a hybrid of animals to train to do cool things and look awesome. There could be animals bred for speed, strength, or other aspects. May the most epic animal hybrid win, Amirite?
Also about chicken+681Why is McDonalds trying to make their food seem healthy? "Try our farm fresh produce and tender juicy chicken only made from the best parts of the chicken." #1. Mcdonalds is the shittiest food ever and #2. Who goes to McDonalds because it's healthy? Have you ever heard anyone say "Hey! I want to be fit and eat better! Let's go to Mcdonalds!", amirite?
Also about average+508Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution. amirite?
Also about chicken and pig+488Eggs: A days work for a chicken. Ham: A lifetime commitment for a pig, amirite?
Also about chicken+48Taking a chicken and dropping it in a tub of tomato juice is another way of dipping chicken nuggets on ketchup, amirite?
Also about average+129A recent study shows that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study shows that, on average, Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a years. That's 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American, amirite?