Also about eat+103When you eat layered pudding cups, you try to eat them one layer at a time so that the flavors dont mix, amirite?
Also about eat-31When you eat Trix yogurt, you mix the two flavors together before you eat it, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+115We exist because our dads didn't masturbate, and our moms didn't swallow. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+39Someone looked at an almond and decided they could milk them. amirite?
Also about eat+236When you eat frosted mini wheats, you can never eat them right away, you have to wait for them to soften up a little.. amirite?
Also about eat+269Why does cat shit smell so bad? Human shit does not smell that rank and we eat some gnarly stuff. Cats only eat cat food and their shit smells THE WORST. WHY DO YOU SMELL SO BADLY CAT SHIT, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+89Life can be summarised as the worlds greatest restaurant, where the food is delicious, but you're forced to eat everyone's rotten leftovers, amirite?
Also about eat hummus+103Watching exercise tapes while you sit on the couch and eat hummus is a lot better than actually participating in said exercise, amirite?