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dumb blonde jokes always seem to be about GIRL blondes. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
it's because all guys are so stupid hair color doesn't make a difference.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that is so true. all guys are indeed stupid
by Anonymous13 years ago
@136215 (MaggieOLegit1): "WHAT A JERK..." a guy amidst the audience mumbled loudly.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Half the world's population is stupid?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are so right.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, you are so wrong.
by Anonymous13 years ago
jeeesh make up your mind
by Anonymous13 years ago
My mind has been made up.
You're stupid.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It actually doesn't specify. People just seem to automatically think of girls.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A brunette guy, a red-head, and a blonde guy are eating lunch at work. The brunette opens his lunchbox to pizza and says "If I get pizza one more time, I'll kill myself!"
The red-head guy opens his lunchbox to a burrito and says "If I get one more burrito, I'll kill myself!"
The blonde guy opens his lunchbox to a ham sandwich and says "If I get ham one more time, I'll kill myself!"
The next day, they get the same stuff and kill themselves.
At their funeral, the brunette's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed pizza!"
The red-head's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed that burrito!"
The blonde's wife, perfectly calm, said "Don't look at me. He packs his own lunch."
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's even better that the blonde opens his bag to see a ham sandwich, AND THEN says he will kill himself if he gets a ham sandwich.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend was blonde too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH. The first blonde is a girl.
by Anonymous12 years ago
the reason blonde jokes are about girls are because boys with blond hair dont have an e at the end
by Anonymous12 years ago
lolwut
by Anonymous12 years ago
GET IT RIGHT.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Two boys (one blonde one brunette) are standing outside a middle school staring up at the flag pole. A woman walks by and says, "What are you doing?" The boys tell her that their teacher told them to calculate the height of the flag pole. The woman grabs a wrench out of her purse, undoes a few bolts and lays the flag pole on the ground. She then measures it with a tape measure and says, "Eighteen feet, six inches." She smiles and walks away. The brunette is satisfied but the blonde is laughing and says, "What a dumb lady. We were supposed to fine the height, not the length."
by Anonymous12 years ago
They aren't as bad as dumb old door jokes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's because blonde boys aren't dumb. They're evil...
by Anonymous12 years ago
as shown in the simpsons
by Anonymous12 years ago
FUNNY JOKE:
How do you kill a blonde?
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Not a Jew): Well there are many ways... All of which are WRONG because murder is ILLEGAL!
by Anonymous12 years ago
i like dead baby jokes.
how do you get dead baby guts out of a bucket?
you put them in a blender.
how do you get them out of the blender?
tortilla chips.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Once there was a blond guy. His wife was leaving on vacation for a while without him, and he was helping her pack. He noticed some condoms in her luggage. The blond thought to himself, "Wow, my wife is so dumb. She doesn't even have a penis."
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