Also about pure+281It would be horrible to your self-esteem if a person enters the bathroom while you just left your stall, and they go into the stall you were just in, but they come out with a countenance of horror and pure fear strewn across their face. All you can do is just stand there, quietly sobbing to yourself, "I'm a normal peson. I'm clean. I'm pure.", amirite?
Also about success and failure+9Never let success get to your head or failure to your heart. Only then will you know humility and strength. amirite?
Also about success and failure+11Be ahead of people so that they try to catch up to you; be above people so that they look up to you. Success or failure is a question of attitude, amirite?
Also about pure and result+405I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?
Also about success and result+34People's personalities are a direct result of what they're born like, and their experiences (how they're rewarded/punished by life for things they do and how they act). People's choices are a result of their personalities, and people's success depends on their choices. If it all ties back to things we don't have an impact on, then all we really are is our bodies and our experiences. Where is the free will, Amirite?
Also by brickaby+10We all close the dryer door fast when we add that forgotten wet sock, to avoid pushing the start button again. Amirite?
Also by brickaby+17Dryer sheets, urine, laundry detergent, chalk and tarter sauce is like the five food groups for the television series " My Strange Addiction" ... Amirite?
Also about success and failure+289As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught on how to deal with failure, amirite?
Also about success and failure+19It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. amirite?