Also about Religion+2You'll be darned straight to heck if you say G-sh's name in vain, amirite? More
Also about deal and life+367If a character had died in A Bug's Life, it probably would be a really sad scene and maybe even bring tears to some people. However, in real life killing a bug is no big deal, amirite?
Also about turned unhealthy+816Mcdonalds didn't start out unhealthy. People just ate it so often, that it turned unhealthy. If people would just learn to eat their food in moderation, maybe obesity wouldn't be such a big problem. amirite?
Also about life and developed+129Could developed countries' high suicide rates be due to the fact that we are so developed that we have nothing to strive for? We already have the best, and any advancement we come across just makes life easier. In third world countries, the constant uncertainty of the next meal seems enough to make someone kill themselves, but at least they know there is something better waiting for them, amirite?
Also about life+453The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+77Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?