Also about night and slip+1,213I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?
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Also about night+563See that pregnant teen over there? She's a slut. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He stayed up all night playing Black Ops. See that man with the ugly scars? He likes to get into drunken fist- fights. See that show-off guy? Well, he's just a fucking show-off. See that fat woman? She loves to eat. This is what Facebook groups SHOULD say, amirite?
Also about night+60Guy Fawkes night is the best night to commit a gun murder, amirite?
Also about night+5Don't you hate it when your about to fall asleep and your brain is like " hey I think I saw something move in your closet…anyway have a good night sleep, don't let bloody marry get you! " then you can't sleep for the rest of the night, amirite?
Also about night and comfortable+231It really sucks when a sleeping position that you thought was super comfortable at night turns out to be extremely painful in the morning. amirite?