Also about wisdom+101When somebody tells you that they got their wisdom teeth removed, the best response is, "Why'd you let them remove all the wisdom you actually had?", amirite?
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Also about younger+964When you were younger, watching Friends wasn't allowed, but now your even younger sibling is allowed to. When you were graduating from Middle School, you'd beg so hard for an iPod/cellphone but now your even younger sibling has one. Being the first child can suck, amirite?
Also about bit+46It is better to slowly put out a forest fire bit by bit and make sure the extinguished bits stay extinguished than to spray a fine mist over the whole thing and reduce its intensity for the duration of the spray only to have it flare up again later. The same approach should be taken when dealing with other problems such as poverty, amirite?
Also about younger+319My five month old cat is pregnant. Apparently they need "the talk" at a younger and younger age nowadays, amirite?
Also about bit and younger+972It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?