Idea for post from: Bandits with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob.
I do up a great spread, then they are less likely to silence the witness. If they eat alot they may sleep sound too. Then maybe. Im out
Anything they want... 6 courses, free massage...then bubble bath
Depends - did they kidnap me for my cooking?????
They'll get a microwavable dinner. 乂^◡^乂
Burn everything I cook.
poison their food (if available)
Cook a Turkey dinner with gravy..biscuits..stuffing...green beans..candied yams...corn on the cob..sweet peas and carrots..mashed potatoes..rolls
Apple pie...chocolate cream cheese pie...pecan pie..
Leave when they fall asleep after eating...
cook spaghetti is the easiest
Oh cook them a lovely Southern meal complete with enough X-Lax they won't be leaving the bathroom for weeks
Yea I have done that before...I am kinda mean like that if I can't let something go