Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
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Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about easy life+323Isn't it ironic that so many people in north america want to drop out of school the minute they turn 16, thinking that they will have an easy life without consequence, whereas people in third world countries would give anything for our education system just so that they could have a chance at making minimum wage. amirite?
Also about Religion-44We aren't scared of when we're going to die, we're scared of how we are going to die, amirite?