Oh either not sharing my food or snoring. My cat Budiesta bops me in the nose when I snore
calling her princess meow
Blame farts on them.
Stop feeding me dog food... i know it's convenient and it's got a picture of a doggie on the can but pleeeeeze, give me something real and healthy
Leaving the house without her. Sometimes she actually barks until she thinks I'm out of earshot.
Quit petting me and kissing my forehead when I'm sleeping, it wakes me up for no reason!!!
I don't care what he says...im the boss...he may be 110 lbs of muscle and teeth and could rip me apart at will but..he cant open the door to the treats...Bwwaaaa
I don't have a pet now, but he would say....stop pushing me off your couch. lol
My pets look at me like "Get the hill out of here...Can't you see we're busy!"