Also about bite+395You hate it when strangers say "I don't bite." Yeah because when I first meet someone I think "Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.", amirite?
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Also about bite+407Why do people say "Don't worry, I don't bite" when talking to a stranger? I mean, you have never been like "Shit! this person is gonna bite me for sure, I better stay away!" No one does, amirite?
Also about wanted+75Women wanted to be completely equal, except for the part where they would die for our country(the draft). I'm not trying to go against women in the armed forces, I respect that, but if they really wanted to be "equal" they should be part of the draft, amirite?
Also about bite+247It's saddening when you take a bite of a cheeseburger with slices of bacon in it, and you end up pulling a whole piece of bacon out instead of just a small bite of it, so you can't properly enjoy the amazing combination of patty and bacon amirite?
Also about bite and wanted+354It's really annoying when you take a bite of a sandwich, burger, or pizza and half of the inside or topping comes off and you end up taking a much bigger bite than you wanted and can barely fit it in your mouth, amirite?
Also about TV, Movies & Theatre-40Brooklyn Nine Nine sure feels odd to watch with all these protests going on. amirite?
Also about bite+364Step 1: Get super delicious extra cheesy pizza YUM :D Step 2: Get a piece out Step 3: Take a bite Step 4: Extract the bite you want out of the rest of the pizza Step 5: ALL of the cheese on the whole piece of pizza comes with it and it lands on your chin Step 6: It burns like hell Congratulations, You're now pissed off. amirite?