For un momento, please set your beliefs aside and imagine.
No, but your first paragraph can make a good post. I like the "bushes" part.
Get the fuck out of my bushes and stop sending me all them f-ing cock-shots. 乂^◡^乂
I will adore people more, even those that irked me in RL....
Politics?? Hey...I might be dead but still not stupid.
Pizza? Leaving it with fond memories...
I would out of dodge. Wouldnt worry about my living people. Id be looking for cool dead people to have opinions about
How are you Brian? Was 2016 all you had hoped?
Honey...the war has just begun...
They'll all be at my funeral saying ''Ada, what a feckin bitch!'' 乂^◡^乂