Also about wake+79No matter how long you brush your teeth for at night you still wake up the next morning with a weird taste in your mouth, amirite?
Also about Life+52Truism #1 - No one knows you like you think you know yourself. amirite?
Also about Life+40The older I get, the more I realize "act like an adult" is a silly phrase because even adults do not "act like adults," amirite?
Also about wake+36Dogs don't know what Christmas is, they just wake up one day and everyone's in Santa hats and giving out presents. amirite?
Also about wake+219"I don't care if it's 4:08 am, I don't consider it tomorrow until I wake u-" okay, well I will knock you unconscious, and when you wake, it will be tomorrow and we will all go on with our lives, amirite?
Also about wake+53If you die in a dream and wake up immediately after, technically you got knocked into conscious. amirite?
Also about Life+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?