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I put all my shoes and boots outside to be repaired and polished. This morning - nothing. What am I doing wrong?

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You need to hire a boot shiner!

No such thing as cobbler elves, sukie.

I dont think they are, are they?

@Carla No such thing as cobbler elves, sukie. I dont think they are, are they?

Lol... Maybe I should leave them some milk and cookies.

@Sukiesnow Lol... Maybe I should leave them some milk and cookies.

make sure it is keebler cookies - the shiner elves support the tree cooking elvesgoo smilie

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Maybe I should just leave the elves some milk and cookies.

Doesn't anyone remember fairy tales?

You've simply checked into the wrong hotel, my dear!

@JanHaskell You've simply checked into the wrong hotel, my dear!

Maybe I should just leave the elves some milk and cookies.

Doesn't anyone remember fairy tales?

Mmmm, might be nice to see you model some of your boots wink smilie

@Zolfie Mmmm, might be nice to see you model some of your boots

Careful ha. Those steel stilettos can be lethal...

@Sukiesnow Careful ha. Those steel stilettos can be lethal...

Well if you're the one modeling them for me, then you need to be careful for me wink smilie, after all I don't have to kiss the stilettos... just are the bare skin I see hello smilie right?

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