Also about shaking hands+337It would be weird if instead of shaking hands when we greet people, we slapped them on the butt, amirite?
Also about health conscious+2Epic Meal Time is just a calorie away from being swatted down by Obama's passive-aggressive, health-conscious wife, amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow+6No one really likes you...until you start talking and prove to be interesting. Amirite?
Also about shaking hands+266It would be really awkward shaking hands with someone with the opposite dominant hand, amirite?
Also about shaking hands+6In The Chamber of Secretes, it's kind of cute/foreshadow-y to their future relationship that when Hermione is cured and walks into the Great Hall, Ron noticed her first but when they were all running toward each other in excitement, her and Harry hug but her and Ron become very shy and awkward, just shaking hands and smiling. Amirite? More
Also about health conscious+477Health-conscious cannibals prefer to eat doctors, amirite?
Also about shaking hands+220It's interesting to think that kissing is scientifically healthier than shaking hands, amirite?