Hey baby; you're so pretty.
Hi hon...you look a bit like George Clooney...
Clooney doesn't have guns like mine to hold you tight.
But you sure look good...you live around here?
Just an hour away, according to you from a previous discussion. You should "come on over and see me sometime." (Famous Mae West quote)
Why don't we meet halfway?
Because I have a massage table, hot stones, and hot towels.
I'm bringing the massage oil...
You may if you'd like, but there's no need. I have 5 gallons of lotion, essential oils with great aroma, paraffin wax action.... The whole 9 yards.
Five gallons of lotion, you must do this often.乂^◡^乂
I'm a licensed massage therapist and there was a deal: $75 for a 5 gallon bucket. Huge savings.
Haha I'm only pulling ya leg Jerry, I knew you was a massage therapist so it makes sense you have a few lotions kicking around. 乂^◡º乂
Is that flirting?
Pretty much...online flirting anyway...
Not as fun as you on my table.
And the table would be fun...
See you soon! You're gonna get it!
You'd get to be in on my fantasy!
Anyway, Yes! I'm flirting with you.
If someone was flirting with me, I would ignore them. If their standards are low enough to flirt with "me", they don't meet "my" standards. :)
Give me some time to think of a come back.:)
Eh...that could be true...but what do you do when it happens... that's another thing about flirting which leaves most people really stymied...
Tell me is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Yes, I can always tell.
Always , since I was old enough to be flirted with and I learned the art of flirting or is it in my DNA.
Oh honestly I don't really pay attention
If by some cosmical power no one can explain a woman decides to do that to me, I don't notice. But I notice when men are trying to flirt with some girl.
Oh you...of course...soon, women will be falling all over themselves in order to flirt with you.
haha well Im not sure my girlfriend would approve :D
That's your problem...:)
Usually I can pick up on it ;)