Also about real+24Im sorry but Im so tired of people saying people like Katy Perry and Kesha (and many others) are geniuses, NO they are not, you should listen to music that is real, with real instruments and real song lyrics. Songs should have a meaning, not just a bunch of random words thrown together, amirite?
Also about real+7S' mores in the backyard right now. Wife says it's uncool with no kids involved. I am using a tree branch to roast marshmallows, she comes out with these long metal extending forks and asks if I want a 'real' smore stick. I already have a real one. It ain't a smore if it's not got a bit of charred bark in it. Amirite?
Also about real+31Why doesn't the world feel real? It's like we're stuck in this unchangeable loop of negativity and nastiness... now a days it's 'weird' to give people genuine compliments in person or tell someone that you honestly care about them, 'rude' to give your honest opinions, 'unrealistic' to have a little hope and 'strange' to dress/look the way you like. It's not fair that we should be afraid of being judged for being our honest selves, it's not fair that we get judged for showing normal human behavior! Crying isn't a sing of weakness, it's a sing that you're sad, WE ALL GET SAD! Caring doesn't mean that you're in love, it means that you've got a little compassion. Going out and screaming... yes, SCREAMING what you think and what you believe only shows that you not only think it, but that you know it. It can't hurt you... but we're afraid to be judged, we're afraid that there is someone out there braver than you who will tell you off. Still, doing cartwheels in the middle of the road and making a strangers day with an honest compliment and wearing what fits your skin/personality and telling those bully's off and loving every action and consequence that comes with it all... it's weird, but its real. and whats so wrong with that? What is real? It's what happens when we get brave... Amirite?
Also about real-27The real you is not a puppet that life pushes around. The real deep down you, is the whole universe, amirite?
Also about real+27you think harry potter could be real. maybe j.k. rowling is a witch/wizard in disguise writing about real wizardry stuff that we just think is fiction. and if you didn't think it before, you're thinking about it now. amirite?
Also about real+64"Real friends won't let you down." Actually, real friends are human, and they may very well let you down. It's an unfair expectation to think that for friends to be real, they can't let you down. Amirite?
Also about Life+67There are plenty of stinky smells worse than skunks, amirite?
Also about real+713The receptionist at Caesars palace in Las Vegas probably hates the Hangover. The whole "Is this the real Caesars Palace" thing probably got real old real fast, amirite?
Also about real+5not believing in reality would be a real paradox. because then if you asked someone if it was real, you'd think they were making it up because it wasn't real. so not believing in reality would be a real paradox, amirite?
Also about Life-64It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More