Also about religion+612America officially recodnized Scientology as a religion a few months ago. But Germany denied Scientology religion status, saying it more closely resembled a cult. Because if anyone is capable of recodnizing a movement of power-hungry people with an insane ideology and stopping it before it gets out of hand, it's the Germans, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by Clinton+174Life never gets easier; you just get stronger as you learn from every failure and pain in life, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Clinton+17I don't care if you don't like me. I'm not a Facebook status, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?