Also about expect+53As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. amirite?
Also about expect+117When you walk into a room full of hot college babes in bikini, you just gotta expect the unexpected. Because what else could you expect? amirite?
Also about expect-69Your so happy by the little things now... We live in a world when we are greatful just to be "allowed" out... A world where our "heros" are the lazy fucks who hide in a hole for 3 months ..a world where the masses expect a leader to regulate personal health.. ...You see the relaxed people ,the ones who chose unemployment welfare checks over a minimum wage job, this world where you make more money ( in the usa) if you collect unemployment then we were paying our VITAL frontline grocery store workers ... THIS world where we beg to surrender our freedom, or suffer the beat down, amirite?
Also about expect+42Guys: Finding a girl with all these qualities: doesn't nag, doesn't change her mind every 30 seconds, doesn't expect equal treatment one second and special treatment the next, loves you for who you are and doesn't try to 'fix' you, tells you what's wrong and doesn't expect you to 'guess', is impossible. amirite?
Also about bonus+39The only bonus of being a convicted felon is the fact you can't be drafted. amirite?
Also about expect+15Sharks breathe by ram ventilation. You'd expect rams to breathe by shark ventilation, but they don't. If you blood eagle a sheep they just die. amirite?
Also about expect+65There is nothing more satisfying than finding something hidden you left a long time ago in a place where you would expect it to be gone. amirite?