Before you get married to someone else, you should first get married to yourself... Amirite?

Repeat after me: I love and accept myself for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in good health or bad...while making lousy lifestyle decisions or good ones...I shall not once indulge in self-judgement or self-hatred...Self-pity shall be my enemy...I will be kind toward myself as long as I shall live. So shall it be. Amen.