I would crack it up......
The ostrich of course! No explanation necessary.
Really though, what a magnificent bird, no?
I hate the smell of petunias, so they're out right away. Ostriches are awesome, but I don't like how their knees bend the wrong way, so they're out too.
I'd stick with a Tuba and Drums.
And would you eat a tuba or a drum?
Flowers fall apart too easy, and I have no information about ostriches, so I guess I would have to take two walnuts and rattle them like clarinets. Like this: