Also about beer+339Why do beer billboards advertise their beer as "cold?" Like, no shit it will be cold if I put it in the fridge, just like any other beer or beverage, amirite?
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Also about beer+24Doh- The thing, that buys my beer. Ray- The guy who pours my beer. Me- The guy, who drinks my beer. Far- oTo long to buy some beer. So- I'll have another beer. La- la la la la la beer. Tea- No thanks, I'm having beer. That will bring us back to Doh Doh Doh Doh, amirite?
Also about Life+11Sometimes being alone the best feeling in the world..
Because you don't have to live with the constant insecurity of losing someone. You sleep alone and you wake up alone..without the fear of being cheated on, amirite?
Also about beer+13Beer goggles sound amazing, because it implies that you're swimming in a sea of beer, amirite?
Also about beer+180Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?
Also about beer+8Beer nogg: where you take egg nogg, pour it down the sink, and grab a beer. amirite?
Also about beer+10I'm a waitress and whenever I hear someone order the beer O'dules, I think to myself "O'doyle rules!" from Billy Madison...I'm not the only one that thinks of that when I hear the beer name, amirite?
Also about Life+43Think of something you like more than anything in the world. Having too much of it too often would get tiring, amirite?
Also about beer+13When it comes to beer, it's all about temperature: Have it warm, and it's like stale skunk-piss... but when you take a sip of ice-cold beer it's a whole other story, amirite?