One I wrote as a kid:
"The 6th Grade Traitor" a really dumbass story about this kid with a bad mushroom cut who hated the 6th grade so much he decided to screw up everything in the school and throw water balloons on people from the top of the stage in the auditorium (Which was also the gym in my elementary school) I read it later in life and was just like "how did I think this is what the world was like?" Characters appear and disappear, some change names without warning, plot lines were dropped, The police acted like a bunch of kids playing cops and robbers, The female love interest was an obvious expy of me, There was a musical number and I used terms without knowing their meanings. also the ending was one of those stupid "MY GOD I've been wrong all along! I'll Change my ways" endings and the one who said that was the principal.
Then there was Road Caged when I was in middle school. A suspense story about these bikers who get kidnapped and tortured by a cult in Arizona. It was more of an excuse to tie up cute guys, but These were the biggest pussy biker boys ever born. They acted overly absurdly tough guy until they got captured then they whined and begged like little cupcakes scouts being punished. The story had absolutely no point at all, Nothing was ever accomplished, and I never explained what exactly happened.
now I'm really curious. I think the most random thing I made was JP and Boom Box. JP was a superhero boy and Boom Box was his...talking...rocket ship.... and they fought the evil alien Crayonz who''s ship was a giant box of crayons.
The Ship was called boom box cuz It could explode and put itself together again
That is a GREAT story coming from a kid in the 6th grade. Imagination is key and you've got it.
Nah that story was embarrassing! lol but thanks. I much perferred attack of the Leggy Monster, that surprisingly held up well. Even though I meant it to be serious it actually worked shockingly well as a parody of old b monster movies. Pretty good for a tale based on a piece of partially woven lanyard I had lying around
I enjoy the imaginative stories of young kids; they're the very best ones. You're a great kid. A little older than a young ones but you're okay. Keep having fun and fuck anyone who doesn't like it.
Great sense of humor.
Thanks! Writing is the only thing that gets me through the days. I have some Deviantart series that I do Comic book style. The biggest one Is called Teenage Bounty Hunters, about this group of teen girls in this really crummy Louisiana city called Bridgewater, who go after those the police let slip through their fingers and bring them in for the bounty and for the peace of mind.
Ps. In the mid 90s woven lanyard was a big thing. Along with those paper fortune tellers, Tamagachi, and oddly enough light up yo yos
No, i just watched Sponge Bob..
Yes it is why my agent hates me so much because I won't turn over my work. I think my story is really bad he thinks it brilliant. We have a wonderful love/hate relationship.
sounds like you almost got something there.
I used to blatently rip off cartoons all the time in elementary school. especially jokes, but I only did it cuz I saw the same jokes repeated in several cartoons and thought it was ok. That was the old 90s disney afternoon era, really good stuff.
But A writer is someone who has a vastly more difficult time writing than anyone else.
Yes. I write a lot of stories, mostly are crap xD