I like armory things. I always wanted to look like an amazon warrior
I'd forgotten how weird 90s fashion was so when I saw some old reruns I thought that the way they dressed was part of the joke for a moment. All these polka dots and zig zags and oversized outfits. It was also big for a while for boys to wear their shirts inside out or backwards. Something that looked really stupid
I was going to say some nice comfortable workout shorts, but then I saw this little guy and got distracted. ;)
Yes, a helmet does something like that.