Also about story, tortoise, and hare+319The moral of the story of The Tortoise and the Hare is supposed to be "slow and steady wins the race", but in actuality, the lesson is "don't be an idiot and nap ten hops from the finish line you arrogant jerk!" amirite?
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Also about tortoise and hare+57Tortoise and the Hare: An example of when the nice one doesn't finish last, amirite?
Also about story, tortoise, and hare+411They just created the story "The Tortoise and the Hare" so fat kids would feel better about themselves. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+8Alcohol does more bad than good. Cannibis does more good than bad. Amirite?
Also about story, tortoise, and hare+363whoever witnessed the story of the tortoise and the hare completely missed the point. He just witnessed animals create an organized race with runners and a finish line and start point and he thinks the moral is that slow and steady wins the race? amirite?