And somethings are irrelevant
Like the name of an elephant
Oh, but my good fellow
Some roses are yellow
It was a dark and stormy night
The birds were hidden...not in flight
People were sleeping in their bed
When suddenly...it felt like someone was dead...
Has that someone tried Viagra?
Then he'd rise, live AS Niagara.
Altho he wanted to rise
He couldn't; and would despise.
All that therapy down the drain
Money lost but not really pain.
All that money, down the drain,
He will nevermore regain,
'Cuz his ego and disdain
Would his better sense restrain.
The rest of the journey for the lad
Was pretty much very sad,
He tried very hard to keep a wife
It was not to be for most of his life.
"Because," she said, "you're SUCH a loser,
Sitting 'round, you lazy boozer,
Playing vid games, watching porn,
Evening, afternoon and morn.
The ONLY thing you do that's right
Is sometimes you're on Amirite."
I'm most positive about my life
Not sitting around without my wife
The only thing that should be all right
Is the time I'm squandering on Amirite!
But other things are truly dear
Like loving words we rarely hear
The next day you couldn't find a hair
No one said they saw a bear.
No one realized life goes on
Even when you might be down...
Everyday might be like the next...
Even when your doing your best...
Why is it very sincere....
We love music...it is clear
This post is very funny...
Why I don't know. Do you...honey?
Well dontcha know?
It was composed by sukiesnow
But seriously; does it make any sense?
I'd say no...and I'm not dense.
I think it is VERY clear.
It makes perfect sense, it comes from you, dear.
I'm glad you think that....
I wasn't even wearing a hat!
Well you should cover your head, to hold in the heat.
Then you can wear those flipflops on your little feat.
Ha... I liked feat better...
It's beautiful on a lovely day
To go out any old way!
Shopping for me is an issue
Food, soap, toilet tissue
I enter it as a race to run
The whole experience is not fun
I dislike shopping that is true
It's possible I hate it more than you
I pay money because I have to
It's not something I like to do.
Cash, cash, cash
Vanishes in a flash
You were my love...a love so true...
And when you died I was so blue...
Death is a culprit, a villian, a thief.
Its deeds you cannot allow to drown you in grief
Tragic...and true but however
You know I will never in all kinds of weather
Admit and aquiese: never!
It leaves you empty or, at least not whole.
How hard is life with only half of your soul?
The soul refills with memories of joy.
Death cannot take the love of a mother and boy.....
Your soul is always with you
Don't deny; it loves you,too.
And still.... When you lose someone who is dear
It will hurt year after year.
Until you go on to the land of forever
You feel the pain and remember
How much she means to you
Now there is one; there used to be two
What am I to do? What are we to do?
While there is sometimes much pain
There was also much to gain
As slow as a tortoise, as quick as hair.
Life can only intrude if you show it your lair
Monday will soon be over for the day
Although I don't want to rush life...Namaste.
She did what!
Peed on a butt?
Is it too late or too early
To go along with your comedy, girly
But is that fair
I'm always here or there...
That is neither here nor there
What about you? I declare.
Lol...is that true said she?
It's late tonight; that's it for me...
Not, it's true she says
Maybe at the end of days
You're the one who knows it all
You say it all; big or small
Prolific? That's not too far
I agree...the man's a star
You're doing so well for jumping into the game.
I'm not a genius like our friend....
Great....hope he comes back....
Sukie, I have something to tell
but it is something you would quell
That's not necessarily true
What is it; is it about you?
You are the one that harmony you do seek,
so the taboo subject I many not speak
While I am thinking; it could be true
Please PM me; or then, perhaps adieu?
Just trying to keep to your harmonious plan
So am trying not to mention Pelosistan
That is a comment I really appreciate
And you do make some that titilate...:)
So it's ok if I voice my suspicion
that Pelosi is not a real politician?
Discuss what you want even if insane
I remember your affinity for the word game.
I hope that I have not upset the harmonious cart
just because Pelosi is a really old far*.
The word fart is something you refrain
From saying...due to possible disdain?
ok, that was therapeutic for my heart,
so no more about the disdainful old fart.
That's good, although it's true
Politics may come up anyhew.
Now that I've got that off my chest,
it's upstairs for me to get some rest.
That is true and goodnight she said
It's time you went off to bed.
Yes, it's true
and the same for you.
May's the month when Nature's powers
Rise again, in flow'ry bowers.
Sunshine shifts to summer hours,
And exultant days are ours.
For shame, JD!
You cribbed that limerick!
So this came from a book of "funny rhymes for all the family," eh?
I suppose that one was for Dad.
Good for you, JD!
You stopped cribbing!
Let's improve it a bit.
There is a rude girl here called Tink,
Who's nicer than most people think.
She's clever with rhymes,
Drains Plat's pee out betimes,
But best friends ne'ertheless, wink, wink, wink.
Um... maybe you should go back to cribbing.
But crib the rhymes from offline sources if you don't want to be found out.
Of course he did!
It was much too good to have come from him.
Hang down your head, John Davis,
hang down your head and weep,
Hang down your head, John Davis,
poor boy, you got in too deep.
Now, now... let's not be too harsh.
He's a good fellow.
...most of the time.
"Honest, Guv'nor, I'm Lee Evans's script writer," said the lying toad.
Cribbing again... SHAME!
It seems to have had rather wide circulation.
I love the weather even tho it's cold
Let's snuggle up; you are so bold!
We will gaze at the sun though its rays are a ruse.
We will ignite our own fire, then have a short snooze
Everyone will try to go at their own pace...
However life will attempt to take over your place
Animals do have quite a flair
Don't look too long unles you dare.
I do dare.
It's late for me
Good night said she.
It's only that your late night antic
Has stopped me from being frantic
Today looks like "what should I say",
a moment in which moods will sway,
though they will choose the safest way
and follow paths with mud and clay ...
Heavy clouds can look pernicious;
stormy winds are quite malicious -
but their coming is auspicious,
and - fresh water tastes delicious!
It's been a lovely day
At the very end of May
The weather has been great
Although it's rained as of late.
Has this rhyme gone on long enough?
The lines are sounding somewhat rough.
So, now you're doing Zonkey....
It's a Tuesday and they say
Something wonderful will come my way...
My Pistons and engine are just firing up...:)
Flowers are calming and great
They help me if I'm in a state
Smiles may be easy to translate
on faces, paper or a slate,
and kind hearts do not calculate,
even if, sometimes, they are late.
Early spring feeds plains with showers
Pearly drops sparkle on flowers
Curly catkins tease the plowers
Don't bother about the other
Whether stranger, friend or brother
Countless people tend to pother
Calling mom, mommy or mother
You're very welcome, Sukiesnow,
there are so many books we know,
to brighten ideas flying low
and let the sacred fire glow.
So, more attention should be paid
to hidden hearts behind the plaid,
where the bud of joy was laid,
with tears, laughs and devoted aid.
Remember we did those stories on SodaHead? Where someone started a story...and someone else carried on?
I'm thinking of doing one....they were fun....
Oh yes, I remember - lol.
Today I think I will go shopping;
Walmart will definitely have me hopping
It's can be good and even fun....
I spend some money; but have I won?
Shopping, for me is an issue
Food, soap, toilet tissue
I enter in, a race to be run
The whole experience is no fun
It's a beautiful day...
But I am sad anyway
Suddenly that has gone...
And I'm singing a song.
With the cold and gloomy weather,
no one seeks the blooming heather;
where folks soak their shoes of leather -
and the writer seeks the feather.
The world is going awry
I am certainly not going to cry
I don't know what I believe
If I believed it would be a relief...
Sukie, life is far too precious
To let politics enmesh us;
Far worse things have gone before,
Still in mem'ry's ample store.
There's much chatter about drinking:
the brain's wariness is shrinking,
while the glasses go on clinking;
teary eyes cannot stop blinking,
dance is no more airy slinking -
stomachs cringe - the "ship" is sinking!
My voice is gone - the words are stuck;
can you remember "The Chained Duck"?
Let's reflect about what's good luck:
enjoy the flowers you can pluck ...
OMG, Plat, your fibbing has flowed
From the fabulous, fake mother lode
And rank obfuscation;
You're the nonpareil, great lying toad!
Your garden opens to the bay,
its flowers brighten up your day ...
I can't read the poetry of others...
It really sounds better than mine
I can't say what it is that bothers
It just sounds better all the time...
You're doing fine.
Thank you Marianne, my dear....
I know I have nothing to fear...
It's true she said
Let's get ahead
And Celebrate the season
Spring comes with a reason.
I'm feeling dizzy
But should be busy
Cleaning the kitchen
And quit bitchin'
Irritations can be itching,
angry lips are sometimes twitching,
grumpiness is not bewitching;
it is time to start with switching.
It is so easy to get lost,
if suffering from verbal frost;
but reading a more friendly post,
may generate a merry toast ...
It doesn't matter
I could care less
Let's not natter...
It could become a mess.
Are you expecting me to guess
what many people can't confess,
if there's a mess around Loch Ness ?
Or is it better to assess,
as seen in the standard process,
the shades of Mummy's garden cress ?
Today is "nonsense day" - lol.
I'm watching these food shows
They are enticing; everyone knows
And they make one want to eat
Maybe I'll find some food on the street!
I feel the same way even more
It's the only shopping that is a bore!
Spending money on what you have to
Is what I don't really want to do.
Shopping while the snow is falling,
is - in mid-Spring - most appalling;
winter time is reinstalling,
when the flowers should be calling ...
We are having snow again!
That was a week ago, now. Yes, the snow lasted for nearly a week. It is gone, and we are having cold, more or less rainy days.
There always remains to be...
A better life...fiddle de de...
Another opportunity to know
A different live to live and grow.
Give every day a shining crown,
even with routine's gloomy brown;
your inner joy cannot be drown,
like when the divine light is strown ...