-233 If woman are so good at multi tasking, how come they can't have a headache and have sex? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We can. We just don't want to have sex with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex produces a painkiller, sad excuse women, sad excuse...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That, my friend, was quite clever indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats our excuse to let guys down easy ... but if y'all prefer... we can start telling you the truth... your penis is small and I'm tired of faking orgasms for you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said it! If you stop faking and act disappointed afterward you'll make him feel inadequate, which is also a good alternative

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why can't men have a stomach ache and take it in the ass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because having a headache is the worst thing ever and you dont feel like doing anything when you have one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a pitiful excuse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, sex does produce chemicals that kill pain but they're at their strongest during an orgasm; if you were good enough to give us multiple orgasms every time we wouldn't let a little headache stop us. But they aren't so they shouldn't complain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cant even pick a pen off the floor when I have a headache, no way am I getting nailed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago