Also about buying+37"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?
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Also about birthday+395If you changed you birthday on facebook you would get like a million wall posts cause lets be honest those people don't know you real birthday... Facebook tells them, amirite?
Also about buying+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also about thinking and year+659You start out every school year thinking "this year I will be completely organized and do good." then halfway the year youre already thinking "okay.. next year i seriously will.", amirite?
Also about year+728You'd rather have a 6-hour school day for 3/4ths of a year than have a 4.5-hour school day year long, amirite?
Also about year and buying+182Although I believe people shouldn't mistreet animals and pets, it seems much more productive to me to spend the $12,000 a year on helping starving people then buying pet food, clipping their nails, and buying their toys. Amirite?
Also about year and birthday+1,155A birthday is the time of year you get automated birthday wishes via email from websites you forgot you ever signed up to, amirite?