Happy St. Patrick's Day... Paddy’s Irish mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened! What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an E=mail to m’ wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Brigid, naked with Sean Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down Paddy... Calm down," says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Brigid would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy.. I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never got your E-mail!"

Always check your emails!!!!! lol

Image for post Happy St. Patrick's Day... Paddy’s Irish mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.  "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.  "What happened!  What happened?  I'll tell you what happened!  I sent an E=mail to m’ wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get home... and guess what I found?  Yes, your daughter, my wife Brigid, naked with Sean Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.  I'm done.  I'm leaving forever!"  "Ah now, calm down Paddy...  Calm down," says his mother-in-law.  "There is something very odd going on here.  Brigid would never do such a thing!  There must be a simple explanation.  I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."  Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.  "Paddy..  I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never got your E-mail!"
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@2524357

No, not a bit, how about you?

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@2524362

British/German.

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@2524365

lol.... you might be my long lost brother....lol

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@2524360

I've never wanted to be Irish....I'm happy being an English gal. lol

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@2524402

lol good one Will.

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@2524386

Hi Frenchy...lol

Not irish
Not catholic
But what the hell,
Im gonna go watch people
Drink green beer
Anyway

Hoo ooo...happy st. Patricks day!

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@2524537

It is a fun day, isn't it?

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I drink everyday but this is the only day that my wife doesn't get mad at me for doing so...Why?..cause shes irish...go figure

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