Happy St. Patrick's Day... Paddy’s Irish mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened! What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an E=mail to m’ wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Brigid, naked with Sean Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down Paddy... Calm down," says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Brigid would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy.. I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never got your E-mail!"

Always check your emails!!!!! lol