Also by VicZinc-5If you truly love someone, then when they pass wind it sounds to you just like a Seraphic trumpeter calling you to Paradise. Amirite?
Also about thoughts and bicycles+290It's funny that in the olden days it was considered inappropriate for women to ride bicycles because it was thought that they would be led to thinking "naughty" thoughts, amirite?
Also about thoughts+27"Fact: When a girl is quiet, a million thoughts are running through her mind." Well, duh. Thoughts are always running through people's minds, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're particularly intelligent or interesting thoughts. Your attempt at being deep has failed, amirite?
Also about thoughts+6its not bad to have racist thoughts but it is bad to act on those thoughts, amirite?
Also about thoughts+32Sometimes you see a commercial on TV about a anti-depression medicine, and it says 'Caution: May cause thoughts of suicide' and you're like, WTF I thought this was supposed to cure my suicidal thoughts, not make them, amirite?
Also about thoughts+147It's quite mind boggling to realize that the theory of life being like a game of Sims can't be entirely ruled out. If you think about it, you do all sorts of things, but where do all of your thoughts come from? You think about your self, but what are you? When you have to go to the bathroom, you go; but where did that thought come from, you did things as a baby, but how were those thoughts formulated? amirite?
Also by VicZinc+100Buyer Beware. What you see in ads is usually not what you get in reality. Amirite?
Also about thoughts-2Sometimes, my thoughts can't seem to make up my mind about what I ought to be doing in my so-called spare time (For the sake of simplicity, let's all thoughts 'inaudible voices'). So I tell the inaudible voices to STFU, which always seems to fall on deaf ears, IYKWIM. You know what I mean, amirite?