It was my friends birthday yesterday and he just turned 67. So I got him this card that I thought was right on the money. It had 3 pictures on the front. It showed dollar bills and said "Lots of Money!" Then it showed a car and said "Fast cars!" Then it showed 2 hands and said "Want to touch a boob!" Then you open the card up and it says "See, your birthday wishes haven't changed since you were 12 years old!" We damn near had to call the EMT's he was laughing so hard.

Not much to explain. I just enjoyed getting him the card and decided to share it.