I think companies should have honest slogans. If you can think of one, go ahead and post it. Stay away from politics or I'll block your dumb ass. :)

I was just perusing some jokes and saw a few examples:

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”

Have some Tuesday fun!!!