Pretty nearly. But getting a really urgent sexual tension relieved is actually better than heroin, which by the way is so freaking good you can't even imagine it.
If you are a dasyurid, then absolutely not.
Aye, my dear sire. ;o)
It's more like a curse. Scratching them always confuses me.
Homer Jay Simpson. It's like a bald version of him.
If you had a really bad itch for say.. 6 months, then yes.
Must be hell of an itch
Then they're not doing it right
They? What. Scratching right?