Also about phrase+517They should replace capital punishment with something more fair: Prepare the convicted to be hanged, but have him wait with the noose on. He thinks up a word or phrase and draws blanks for each letter. Next, bring in a stranger and have him guess random letters to find out the mystery word/phrase. If the stranger guesses six useless letters, the convicted is hanged, amirite?
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Also about Language+18One of the absolute worst feelings in the world is to offer love to someone and have it spurned. Amirite? More
Also about phrase+117When you think about it, the phrase "don't lose your temper" doesn't really make sense. The correct phrase should in fact be (if you want someone to remain calm) "don't find your temper," amirite?
Also about idiot+159The Speed of Idiot: The speed at which an idiot travels, whether going 100 on a sharp turn or 20 on the Autobahn, amirite?
Also about phrase+59The phrase "every now and then" is used to mean "sometimes", but is actually the opposite of that meaning. Every now and then literally means "every now, and every then", therefore meaning "all the time". amirite?
Also about Language+11It's so annoying when the older generation complains about the younger generation acting all self righteous. Your generation raised our generation so you don't have room to talk. Amirite?
Also about task+21Antipciating a grueling task tends to be more miserable than actually doing the task. Amirite?
Also about idiot+151Friendship is like a vase. At any moment, an idiot (someone who is jealous of your friendship) could knock it off the table. You have to be the mother that stands guarding it and says "DON'T TOUCH THAT!!" to the idiot when they walk by. Always watch your vase. Never let an idiot break it when you're not looking. amirite?