Don't wait for something exciting to happen. Make something exciting happen.
I sleep. 乂^◡^乂
Oh, forgot about that one, I masturbate with VicZinc. We have a sacred pact.
Someone crashes a van through your neighbor's door and you keep on thinking: "Why didn't he/she crash to my door instead?" It's called boredom. Get used to it.
You miss the little marvels all around you.