Come on in, good to see you.
See? You're a better person than I am...:)
Nah, I just like entertaining.
I know! Doesn't it remind you of creditors knocking on your door from days of yore?
Zap the music fast...and dive into the sofa.
Well if they haven't called prior to coming over then they stand and I don't open the door.
I am really funny about that. My friends and even family know that if don't call I don't answer. Yes I left my brother out in the pouring rain once.
I will get my dick out of you and make it seem like a regular sunday with booze.