We got Lucy as a rescue from the shelter. She had been found as a stray, and she'd apparently had puppies recently ... although nobody found the puppies. She was skinny, fearful, and had a very dull coat. Now she's healthy and shiny and pretty much runs the house! We're really grateful to have her in our lives.
My pet Rhino was called Doorknob,
keeping him properly fed was a job,
but his father, Billy-Bob, was odd,
If I asked him a question, he'd nod.
"What is my native name", I asked,
B-B snorted and farted and tasked,
answering to his son, Deekaynob,
that is how fucked up was Billy-Bob.
I had a goldfish and I tried to take it for a walk. So I took it out of the bowl and walked around my backyard holding it by the fin.
People tell me to talk to my cats, so I gave it a try. But all they had to say was "Look, just put the food down and get lost, ok?"