"I even got to suck his toe!!"-random girl on metro
"I didn't say asshole, asshole, I said as a whole." -- Random ranting in London, UK, back in 2K.
My daughter is a type 1 diabetic. I was at work talking to a coworker who had gestational diabetes about taking insulin. We made a comment about giving a shot in the bottom when another coworker spouted off "OMG! I'm 25 and I've haven't even taken it in the butt". Needless to say her overhearing only part of our convo caused a lot of laughs