Also about cat, pet, and dog+108The nice thing about owning a cat or a dog is that when you hear evil demons scratching on your door, you can rationalize it being your pet so the demons never have a chance to feed on your fear, become stronger, and eventually kill you, amirite?
Also about cat, pet, and dog+322When you were a kid, you thought that all the animals had some sort of secret language the humans couldn't understand (like your pet dog and cat), amirite?
Also about cat and pet+609Cat: purrr purrr purrrr pet me! pet me! You: pets cat Cat: CHOMP amirite?
Also about cat, pet, and dog+100You know a dog is intelligent when they will hunt and kill a opposum but they won't touch your two pound pet cat, amirite?
Also about talk, cat, and dog+111You sometimes wonder if your dog or cat thinks you're insane the way your voice jumps three octaves when you talk to it, amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow+8You can ignore a ringing phone with ease. Amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour0Santa Claus should leverage space-time warps for faster delivery of presents, amirite? More