I like titties coming in waves.
To make myself absolutely clear, I said titties - not sharks.
EDIT: Now the tits started to sing, which is weird. Apparently the spring is coming...
Titties suck more often, than you get to suck them. Bastards.
No, those are both VicZinc's penises.
Here, have some F1 in your life... I will.
Two Finns equal one dolphin. Bottas is the back end, obviously.
Fire drills, because only once has one of my drills caught fire.
Winning the lottery would be very thrilling.
Auto racing...Also making through the store during the holiday's. I like to live dangerously
An unshaven, unshowered woman who makes me lick her clean before I am allowed to ... oh, ah, um, oh, um nevermind.
Fix her water clock?
How did you spoof my account.
You clever girl
I used time travel and a spatula.
Is this a 'spatula'?
That's a goose. Very easy to confuse with a spatula.
That's the native sound, that spatulas make, when they are poked with a fork.
/looks for fork/
Don't come stabbing my spatula, mate. It's made out of fork-resisting materials, like frozen geese droppings.
/looks for blowtorch/
Damnit. The only blowtorch-resisting material in my cabinet is asbestos and I only use it for cooking really hot chili.
Thrilling? The fact that I wrote an article for a magazine and I'm getting paid for it!