Oh the "Where is the beef?" lady from the Wendy's commercial....I wanna know if she ever found the beef🍔
Shaggy - "was it you?"
Jesus. "What's with these conservatives, are they serious?"
I would ask the same except with liberals are they serious? like why do they think stealing from those who work to give to those who dont; is ok, etc etc
That would be a great question. I wonder if he would give the same answers he did the first time, you know the part about render unto Caesar and the other part about if a man asks for a coat give him a shirt as well. Or would he be more direct and simply say that anyone who complains about money is not a nice person.
I am curious now.
yes, but th ebible also says do NOT steal, liberals are STEALING. who do you think you will justify that to jesus?
what about twisting the bible to mean what ever liberal want it to mean, i wonder how Jesus will respond to that,. the bible makes homosexuality a sin PAINFULLY obvious but liberals twist it and say a hole lot of BS to somehow make the bible say homosexuality is ok, I wonder how well jesus would take to that, or the do not judge, the MOST MISUSED bible verse by liberals, I wonder what Jesus would say to that?
Yes but my meeting is with Jesus not Moses or Leviticus or even Solomon.
Eve....what were you thinking?
Einstein: "If E equals MC squared, does MC Hammer equal the square root of Viagra?"
John Lennon. Would you leave NYC if you knew you were going to be murdered by some crazy fan?
Alex Trebek. What is the Magna Carta?
Donald Rumsfield- it's 9/11/2001 and we've just been hit at the WTC and you are the secretary of defense. Where were you at and why?