- Taxi Driver - A taxi company in Paris receives, very early in the morning, a phone call from a client who needs at once a taxi to go to the airport. He waits and waits, but no taxi shows. After more than half an hour waiting, he calls again the taxi company. The telephone operator tells him that the taxi is on its way. But after another 15 minutes, as the taxi is still not there, the client calls the taxi company for the third time, yelling at the operator: "I need the taxi at once! My flight is SEBENA 714, for Sydney, and the plane takes off in (less than) 30 minutes!" The operator: "I am sorry; your taxi should be there in some seconds now. But don't worry, you won't miss this plane, because it is always late." The client: "Of course that this plane will be late, at least today, because I am the pilot!" - Link: (translated) http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie2.html#debut -