Any job in the media especially a TV journalist. I would be so bad at interviewing someone especially if it was a politician. I could work in the research area though.
Anything in the medical field.
Animal Control Officer.
I would eat 'em all up.
EDIT: I would also make a terrible commercial pilot. I would just go making announcements to the passengers, that made no sense, such as: "Welcome to Hell. This thing is a lot heavier than air and might blow up in the next ten minutes. Have a nice journey."
Police officer in charge of busting marijuana growers, sellers, and users.
A French interpreter. I don't know French. :)
Being an agnostic, I'd make a terrible minister
Anything with heavy math like accounting. Also Florist cuz I'm allergic to flowers, and chef cuz i'd blow up the building
I would not make a great sales person because I would find it difficult to emotionally blackmail people into buying things they don't need, just so I can have their money.
A male prostitute...I can't even give it away, much less sell it.
I'd be too embarrassed.
Rock star? ..jk.
As long as I didn't have to do a lot of drugs.
a job where i have to lift really heavy things or be mean to people
Pusher on a Japanese train. A guy could get killed copping feels that way.