Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
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Also about life and attention+475It's really annoying when people over-emphasize their Facebook Status to get attention. "This decision will change my life forever, I don't know how it's going to turn out in the end. My life will forever be changed". They're probably doing something pointless like getting Ice Cream, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+5Mistakes in life just serve to render you more personable. Amirite? More